♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[WHISTLING]
OH, NO!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[GULP]
I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
IF HEATHCLIFF SEES ME, I KNOW HE'S GOING TO WANT TO FIGHT.
[PANTING]
UNH!
[GRUNTING]
OW! OH! UNH!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
OHH...OHH...
OHH...
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
WHAT AM I DOING?
I'M ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY FROM HEATHCLIFF.
GRRR! THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
NO MORE RUNNING AWAY. IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS.
THIS TIME, I'LLSTART THE FIGHT.
UNH!
GRRR!
OOF!
GRRR!
YAAAH!
AAH!
TAKE THAT, HEATHCLIFF!
HUH?
OHH!
HEY! GET OFF MY BACK!
[GRUNTING]
RIDE 'EM, HEATHCLIFF! HEE HEE HEE!
OHH...OHH...
I LOVE PLAYING RODEO!
AW, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
YOU ARE PITIFUL. WHERE'S YOUR CANINE PRIDE?
WHO ARE YOU?
THE NAME IS ALBERT.
WELL, ALBERT, THAT-- THAT WAS NO ORDINARY CAT.
THAT WAS HEATHCLIFF.
SO THAT WAS HEATHCLIFF. I'VE HEARD OF HIM.
HE LOVES BEATING UP DOGS, DOESN'T HE?
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT HIM A LESSON.
WHAT YOU NEED IS A PLAN, AND I'M JUST THE ONE TO HELP YOU.
WITH MY BRAINS AND YOUR BRAWN,
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT CAT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HEATHCLIFF IS PRETTY TOUGH.
BUT WE'RE DOGS! CATS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUSH DOGS AROUND.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S GET HEATHCLIFF.
GET HEATHCLIFF?
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
MEET ME HERE IN THE MORNING, AND I'LL TELL YOU.
OH, BOY!
I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
[GRUNTING]
GOOD MORNING, ALBERT!
YOU'RE LATE. WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.
NOW, CARRY THAT BOX OVER BY THE TREES.
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
I WONDER HOW HE GOT IT HERE.
NOW, PUT IT HERE AND UNLOAD IT.
[PANTING]
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS STUFF?
WE ARE GOING TO GET HEATHCLIFF.
NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN.
NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET HEATHCLIFF
TO FOLLOW YOU BETWEEN THESE TREES.
THEN YOU JUMP OVER THAT WIRE.
WHEN HEATHCLIFF HITS THE WIRE,
THE GLOVES WILL COME OUT AND HIT HIM ON BOTH SIDES AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
Spike: HEY! FUZZBALL! HEATHCLIFF!
OH, SOUNDS LIKE SPIKE--UNH!
MMM! BANANA CREAM.
[SLURP]
HA HA HA!
HE NEVER LEARNS, DOES HE?
[PANTING]
I HOPE I MAKE IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
[MEOWING FIERCELY]
TA-DA!
UH, BY THE WAY, SPIKE, I PREFER APPLE PIE.
HEE HEE HEE!
HEH HEH HEH!
HUH?
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
THIS THING DOESN'T WORK!
OWWW!
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WORKS FINE TO ME.
GRRR!
RELAX. I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA,
AND THIS ONE'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE.
I HOPE SO.
OK. NOW, JUST THROW IT OVER THAT BRANCH.
WHY DID I HAVE TO CLIMB UP HERE?
JUST THROW THE ROPE OVER THE BRANCH.
WHOA!
AAH! WHOA! AAH!
[CRASH]
GOOD WORK, SPIKE.
GRRR!
NOW, THIS TIME, I'LLGET HEATHCLIFF.
WHEN I BRING HIM BACK HERE,
I'LL GET HIM TO STAND INSIDE THE ROPE.
THEN YOU PULL ON THIS END OF IT,
AND HE'LL BE HANGING BY HIS FOOT FROM THAT TREE.
HEH HEH HEH! MY OWN HEATHCLIFF PUNCHING BAG.
OOH! AH! OOH! AH!
OOH! AH!
OUCH!
IT'S JUST THAT THIS EXPERIMENT
REQUIRES AN EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT CAT.
WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
PERFECT.
[LOUDLY] LET'S BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT.
[GRUNTING]
[LOUDER] LET'S BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT.
I SAID, LET'S BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT!
UH, EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
WHY DO I GET INVOLVED WITH DOGS?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THE ROPE WON'T MOVE.
I CAN'T WAIT AROUND HERE ALL DAY.
OK. YOU GO OUT THERE AND STAY WITH HEATHCLIFF,
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIX THE ROPE.
WAIT A MINUTE, HEATHCLIFF! COME BACK!
AAH!
OK, SPIKE! I THINK I'VE FIXED IT!
GRRR!
BUT IT'S TOO HEAVY! I CAN'T HOLD IT!
AAH!
[CRASH]
NOW, I'LL TAKE THIS CAGE
UP TO THE ROOF OF THE FISHMARKET.
ALL YOU DO IS GET HEATHCLIFF TO STAND HERE,
AND I'LL DROP THE CAGE ON HIM.
THEN WE THROW THE CAGE ON A TRUCK THAT'S LEAVING TOWN,
AND WE'LL BE RID OF HEATHCLIFF FOR GOOD.
THIS BETTER WORK, ALBERT. I'M TAKING A WORSE BEATING
FROM YOU THAN FROM HEATHCLIFF.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THIS PLAN CAN'T FAIL.
CAN'T FAIL. YEAH.
JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER PLANS.
UH-OH. HERE COMES HEATHCLIFF.
ALBERT, YOU READY? HE'S COMING.
ALL READY UP HERE.
HI, HEATHCLIFF.
I WISH HE'D HOLD STILL.
HAVEN'T YOU HAD ENOUGH, SPIKE?
NO, NO, NO. I--I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WELL, MAKE IT QUICK.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO PICK UP AT THE FISHMARKET.
HEE HEE HEE!
OH, THIS-- THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
OHH!
YAAH!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME
ABOUT YOUR NEW HAT, SPIKE,
I DON'T LIKE IT. HEE HEE HEE!
THAT LITTLE DOG HAS HAD IT!
Albert: DID WE GET HIM?
WHERE IS HE? UH-OH.
AAH!
Spike: GRRR!
OOH! AAH! OOH! WHOA!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO HELP.
GEE, THAT LOOKS LIKE SPIKE'S HAT ON THAT TRUCK.
HEE HEE HEE!
Man: THIS IS NEVADA WORTHLESS,
AND THIS IS MY WORTHLESS HOG.
SO COME ON OVER. HEY, WE GOT CARS
OF EVERY COLOR, SIZE, AND AGE.
THOSE CARS LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.
YEAH. MUNGO HUNGRY.
[SLURPING]
Nevada: ...CHECKERS. COME ON IN AND MEET MY PET.
HEY, WE TAKE ANY CAR AS A TRADE-IN.
COME ON IN AND ENJOY OUR FREE SMORGASBORD.
HUH?
HUH? HUH?
COME ON IN AND PIG OUT WITH A PIG.
Hector: THAT'S THE FIRST REAL FOOD
I'VE LOOKED AT IN DAYS.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
SO COME ON IN AND MEET MY PET KANGAROO CHECKERS.
ALL CUSTOMERS CAN HELP THEMSELVES TO MY SMORGASBORD.
[STARTS ENGINE]
CUT! TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, NEVADA.
THIS IS NEVADA WORTHLESS AND MY KANGAROO CHECKERS
TELLING YOU WE TAKE ANY CAR AS A TRADE-IN,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
ALL CUSTOMERS CAN HELP THEMSELVES TO MY HUGE, FREE--
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WHO LET THEM MOOCHERS ON THE LOT? GET THEM, CHECKERS!
UH, HERE. HAVE SOME CAKE.
YOW!
OH!
THAT KANGAROO HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
I SAID I HADN'T HAD A BITE IN DAYS,
SO HE BIT ME!
YOW!
OH!
WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE NOT WANTED.
I'D BE FULL OF GRATITUDE
IF HE'D CHANGE HIS ATTITUDE.
Riffraff: THE MAP IS CRYSTAL CLEAR ON THIS.
IF WE TAKE THE SEWER ROUTE--
[SLURPING]
UH, MUNGO HUNGRY.
WE CAN GET TO THE CAR LOT UNDETECTED.
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, WE SHOULD SURFACE
RIGHT UNDER THE SMORGASBORD TABLE.
I KNOW THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, CHECKERS.
Director: COME ON, NEVADA.
WE STILL HAVE TONIGHT'S COMMERCIAL TO SHOOT
BEFORE THE CHEESEBALLS MELT.
HI, FOLKS. THIS IS NEVADA WORTHLESS
AND MY PET ALLIGATOR CHECKERS.
ALL CUSTOMERS CAN HELP THEMSELVES TO MY HUGE, FREE SMORGASBORD.
HUH?
WHA--
AS A WISE MAN, UH, ONCE SAID,
TIME IS MONEY, AND, UH--OOH!
CUT!
I'VE BEEN SMORGASBORDED. CHECKERS!
GRRR!
HEAVE! HO!HEAVE! HO!
HEAVE! HO! HEAVE! HO!
HEAVE! HO!HEAVE! HO!
THIS IS ALMOST TOO EASY.
YEAH, LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM AN ALLIGATOR.
ALLIGATOR?! ALLIGATOR?!ALLIGATOR?!
AAH!
GO AWAY!
GO OVER THERE!
THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
WHERE DOES IT SAY THE ALLIGATOR EATS THE SMORGASBORD?
YOU CAN JUST KISS THOSE CHEESEBALLS GOOD-BYE.
GRRR!
I SUDDENLY LOST MY APPETITE, BOYS. WHAT SAY WE...
RETREAT!
YOW! YOW!YOW!
GRRR!
THERE!
[GULP]
FAT LOT OF GOOD YOU ARE.
SO COME ON IN AND MEET MY PET ELEPHANT CHECKERS.
Riffraff: UP, UP, AND AWAY!
Mungo: MUNGO HUNGRY!
GO FOR IT, CHECKERS!
YOW! YOW! YOW!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
[CRASH]
COME ON IN AND MEET MY PET GORILLA CHECKERS
AND ENJOY MY FREE SMORGASBORD.
[AIRPLANE ENGINE IN DISTANCE]
DIVE! DIVE!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
GRRR!
YOW! YOW! YOW!
[CRASH]
MUNGO, TURN THAT THING OFF. I CAN'T THINK.
YEAH, BUT IT'S A REALLY NEAT SHOW ABOUT THE TROJAN HORSE.
THESE GUYS CLIMB INSIDE THIS BIG WOODEN HORSE--
WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT A BIG WOODEN HORSE?!
THAT'S HOW THEY SNEAK INTO THE CITY.
WE COULD DO THAT.
WE DON'T HAVE A HORSE, BOSS.
OF COURSE WE DON'T HAVE A HORSE.
WE HAVE A CADILLAC!
MUNGO, GRAB LEROY.
UH, LEROY'S NOT A HORSE.
[SNORING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
HUH?
YEAH, BUT HE'LL MAKE A GREAT DECOY.
UH, MUNGO HUNGRY.
Riffraff: SO NEVADA WILL THINK
WE'RE TRADING IN THE CADDY.
WHILE HE WORKS OUT THE DEAL,
WE SNATCH THE FOOD.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING SO NICE TO ME?
IT'S OUR WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU
FOR ALL THE FINE DEEDS YOU DO FOR US DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
IN OTHER WORDS, I'M BEING SET UP.
RIGHT. OPERATION TROJAN CADILLAC...
ALL SYSTEMS GO!
THAT'S RIGHT. I TAKE ANY CAR IN TRADE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
HERE'S A FINE SPECIMEN RIGHT NOW.
LOOKS LIKE IT WAS OWNED BY A SWEET OLD COUPLE
WHO ONLY DROVE IT ON SUNDAYS.
END OF THE LINE, LEROY.
TIME TO GET OUT.
BUT I LOVE TO RIDE.
IT COOLS OFF MY TONGUE.
OUT!
HEAVE! HO!HEAVE! HO!
UNH!
I CAN TAKE A HINT.
OH, WHAT'S AN OBVIOUS DOG-ABOUT-TOWN
DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
COOLING MY TONGUE.
WAIT! I CAN OFFER YOU
TOP DOLLAR FOR THAT TRAILER!
HUH? UH, BOAT. HEY! IT'S YOU!
WHO HIT THE BOAT BUTTON?
WHO CARES? THE MARINES HAVE LANDED!
LET'S HIT THE BEACH!
CHECKERS!
GET HIM! AND HIM! AND HIM! AND HIM!
HEY! STAY AWAY FROM THAT BUFFET!
[HONK]
[HONK HONK]
HEY! GET AWAY FROM THOSE CARS!
[HORNS HONKING]
THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
KEEP FILMING. THE 10:00 NEWS WILL BUY IT.
YOU GOT THE BEAT, SO NOW WE EAT.
I'LL GET--HUH? UH-OH! NOT AGAIN!
CH-CH-CHECKERS!
HOW ABOUT A CRUISE, HONEY?
UH...
NO NEED FOR WORDS. TALK IS CHEAP.
YOW!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OH, ALL THAT AND A SENSE OF HUMOR, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE SHOULD BE GOING.
UH, TIDY IS AS TIDY DOES.
YAAH! YAH!
MY SMORGASBORD!
UNH! YOW! AAH!
[CRASH]
THAT'S A WRAP, LENNY.
UH...UH...
LEAVE US ALONE.
UH, MUNGO HUNGRY.
YIKES! OW! OW!
UH, THANKS, MUNGO.
DON'T FORGET TO SAVE THE BONES FOR ME.
YOU EARNED THEM, LEROY.
[CHECKERS WHIMPERING]
NO! IT CAN'T BE!
OH, YES, IT CAN.
MY DADDY MAY HAVE BEEN A BULLDOG,
BUT MAMA HAD SOME BLOODHOUND IN HER. COME HERE, LOVERBOY.
YIKE!
OH, HERE I COME.
[CATS LAUGHING]
THIS IS MY LITTLE NEICE, SPIKETTE.
CUTE LITTLE PUPPY, AIN'T SHE?
LIKE ALL PUPPIES, SPIKETTE LOVES TO EAT.
BUT ONE THING I NEED TO TEACH HER
IS TO NEVER TAKE FOOD FROM A STRANGER.
IT MAY SEEM MEAN, BUT IT PROTECTS YOUR PET FROM DANGER.
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